How many missionaries does it take to open a can of corn?

Answer: One, the one with a tetanus shot.

Last night (Wednesday) Mrs. Jeantet went to the store to buy a can opener. But, no one could figure out how to use it. It took over 3 men and 3 women to open one can. We had to come up with some creative ways to open the can. Finally, Mr. Umberger (the one that had to get a Tetanus shot because he cut himself) got elected to open the can.

"I finally got the can open!" he said. Just five more cans to go...

-Elaina Long