How To Re-live Your NOLA Mission Trip When You Get Home

By Michele Wallace

10) Set out your breakfast every night before bed and be sure to make 12 cups of coffee.

9) Dig lots of potholes around the neighborhood.

8) Change your white noise machine to a recording of three or more people snoring.

7) Make 20 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch.

6) Drive past the road that you want to turn left on, and turn left at the next intersection.

5) Get ready for your shower, and then stand outside.

4) Fry up some dough and dust it with powdered sugar. Pour extra sugar all over the floor.

3) Stand in the middle of a crowd and shout, “Praise the Lord!”

2) Wake up when you really need to go to the bathroom…and then hold it.

1a) Fill up a trash bag with groceries…and toss it in a dumpster.

1) Look around… See the needs…Meet them in the name of Christ!